It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
At least life still wants to fuck me.
COCAINE IS GR8
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