The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
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