yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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