Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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