oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
