We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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