so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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