I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
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