just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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