Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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