ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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