I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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