Even water is tasting like jack daniels
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
