VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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