If that was your dad, he is hot
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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