Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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