That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Sext me about skeletons
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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