so explain again why im purple
no
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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