I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
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