I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Randomize
