For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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