Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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