at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
Randomize
