i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
How's work?
Spinning.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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