Heybabeimwearingurpanties
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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