found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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