Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Randomize