2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
