It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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