i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
