i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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