Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Randomize