She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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