It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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