We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
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