Cold hands, warm shart.
Where did you get a picture of my penis
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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