I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Don't make out with my wife yet
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
and i looked up. we had an audience...
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
