fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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