Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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