so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Your tits are I can't wait for
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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