I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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