real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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