We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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