I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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