Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
high people should be assigned attendants
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
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