White coat. Heels.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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