proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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