ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
You are the jesus of drinking
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Randomize
