You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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