Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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