yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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