Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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